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(612):

And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?


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(651):

its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
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(240):
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...

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(301):
Umm

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(240):
Exactly.
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We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
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He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
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(603):
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
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(978):
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
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(315):
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink

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