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(612):
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
(651):
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
(612):
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
(651):
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
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(240):
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
(301):
Umm
(240):
Exactly.
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(774):
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
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To: (Bad Boy)
(212):
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
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To: (Onee-sama)
(603):
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
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To: (Clifford)
(315):
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink